An Episode of One Too Many

Some lessons from drinking session at Jill’s last night:

• Boys can be really touchy to other boys in the dark.
• Try to remember the name of the person you are introduced to because she’d prolly strike up a conversation with you an hour later and you don’t know how to address her. So you would call her “dude” instead.
• Always bring an extra shirt when Puking Pierre’s around.
• Buying a plate of Calamari and fries for yourself when Gwen and John’s around is never a good idea.
• Five bottles of Red Horse gets you baked. Take another sip and you’re drunk as a skunk.
• Five bottles and a half chugged down but still I managed to get home safe.
• Cab drivers can be total assholes at three in the morning.